Nov
06
2009
Writers Workshop – Sleep is Overrated…
Posted by ChrissyMacCEO in Uncategorized, tags: Writers Workshop
Top 10, or so, Reasons Why I Can’t Sleep at Night:
Swine Flu Thoughts…
Never-ending To-Do List Thoughts…
OCD Thoughts…
Right Here….what DaddyMac says as he points to a spot on his back that needs rubbing
Imagining what I want to do the next day…
Never gonna wear a two-piece again??!! thoughts…
Get me more milk Mommy…
Hot, no….cold….no, Hot…
Under the covers, no….outside the covers….no, just one leg out….
Zzzs….If I fall asleep right now, I’ll get (fill-in-as-I-watch-the-hours-go-by) hours of sleep…
But, the BIGGEST reason I can’t sleep at night is…….
Can you figure it out???
The clues are right there…..
Yup!
SNORING HUZ!!!!
Maybe the voices in my head will go away if I get me some damn ear plugs already!
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Maybe he has sleep apnea. My mother has it and I am a medical transcriptionist and type this a lot.
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Haha… loved this!
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Yeah, and so what if he DOES have sleep apnea??? Your dad does – and he has been prescribed a CPAP machine that he usually doesnt use, but even if he does, he still snores with it on, so whats the point really???? And, although I do agree with you that sleep is over-rated, I have WAY MORE IMPORTANT things that I could replace normal sleeping hours with – I dont want to waste them kicking, pushing, shoving, pillow slamming or cursing at the snoring machine next to me. Now you know the truth about why I spent all that money to finish our basement -because thats where I send him when I've had all that I can take!!! (which is pretty much every single night!!) Now that I got that off my chest, I do want to tell you how awesome and funny this piece is that you wrote!!
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Oh, I can so relate. Especially to the, "if I fall asleep right NOW I can still get…"
Sigh. Hope you get some sleep tonight.
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How funny! I really have to figure out how to think about nothing. I think I'd sleep if I didn't think!
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I liked your post…sorry that you are missing out on so much sleep though…makes me crabby when I don't get the sleep that I need!!
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LOL! That's a lot of the reasons I can't sleep either! Great post! I found you through Mama Kat (decided to check out the three links above me), and I love it!
Good luck with the snoring!
~ Jen
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I couldn't even think of 10 reasons I can't sleep because I sleep pretty good and only have two main reasons–night sweats and cats jumping on my bed–I just have to pet them when they come.
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My brother in law sleeps with one of those machines…I'm pretty sure you're just SOL no matter what.
But I love how creative you were!!!
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LOL! What a clever post! My husband gets poked and kicked a lot whenever he snores, luckily it's not too often!
(Thanks for stopping by…)
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